Don't you forget about me!

The Worst Phone Conversation Ever, 4:30 p.m. Thursday:

[Phone:  Rinnnnnnnnng!]

Quinn:  Hello?

Caller:  Hey, what’s up?

Quinn:  Er…nothing. What’s up with you?  (Note:  Quinn frequently receives calls like this from Brian and other acquaintances, and has almost given up on getting names out of people.)

Caller:  Not a lot. What are you doing?

Quinn:  Who am I talking to?

Caller:  Who do you think you’re talking to?

Quinn:  Er…Jon?

Caller:  Yup!

Quinn:  What’s up, Jon?

Caller:  Nothing.

[Pause]

Caller:  Listen, what are you doing tomorrow night?

Quinn:  [baffled]  Who do you think it is that you’re talking to?

Caller:  I know who I’m talking to.

Quinn:  Really, I think you don’t.  Who do you think you’re talking to?

Caller:  A dumb bitch.

Quinn:  See?  You were wrong.

[Click]

The paper:  Actually, it's not the Willis paper, but it proposes the same model for classifying perpetrators of sexual abuse, and discusses treatment possibilities.  Here it is.

Argh:  Why can't I get the playing/reading/watching links to work?  I'm watching Valmont again, and wishing I could listen to Martin's CD with Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World.You can listen to a sound clip here.